Labels: Iron Bonehead Productions/Messe Noire Productions
Formats: Vinyl/CD/Tape/Digital
Release Date: 31 Jan 2025
Tracklist:
1. Intro
2. Depraved to the Bone
3. Bloodstained White Icon
4. Top Notch Slavedriver
5. (Pray Macabre) Chapel Defilement
6. Fucked on Cross
7. Intro
8. Celebrate Their Downfall
9. Nail or be Nailed
10. Out the Norm
11. The Swinepriest Bedlam
12. Flamethrow Messiah / The Purgatory Trial
13. Wow Wow Wholy Whore, Hot Wax Fat Candles
30 years on their debut album Painstreaks, which gained them a cult following in the extreme metal underground, German black metal/grind band Naked Whipper returned earlier this year with their newest full-length Chapel Defilement. Their story began in 1993 with the release of their debut self-titled EP. Following the release of their second EP Moloch: Acid Orgy (also in 1995), they fell silent.
Naked Whipper's sole constant Dominus A.S. gathered together musicians from Germany's truly blasphemous underbelly and together, the quartet found themselves working in partnership with compatriots Iron Bonehead Productions, committing these thirteen tracks to vinyl and CD. A tape variant was released via fellow German label Messe Noire Productions, featuring two additional live tracks.
For transparency, I’m reviewing the Iron Bonehead release tonight. Chapel Defilement begins with an Intro (it’s actually the first of two intros on this album). It’s an unnerving intro where gentle piano joins female cries that almost fit the melody it plays. Those cries no doubt caused by the seedy sounding perpetrator. It’s actually quite a fitting opener as ‘Depraved to the Bone’ kicks in with instant force. It’s fast and grinding but not without its groove, which is sometimes missed by black metal bands. The mix of black metal and grind makes complete sense, blowing new life into current underground “trends”.
‘Bloodstained White Icon’ takes the grind influence even further, especially given Naked Whipper’s respect for Napalm Death. It’s definitely for the maniacs! If you had forgotten that they were from Germany, that’s understandable as their sound very much aligns with the barbarity of Brazilian war metal. ‘Top Notch Slavedriver’ only adds to that notion with frenetic percussion, razor-sharp bass/guitar and utterly disgusting vocals. Dare I say how enjoyable this album is so far?.
Given the ferocity of the songs so far, ‘(Pray Macabre) Chapel Defilement’s song length might have you thinking it’s going to be a slower murkier number, but you’re wrong, as Naked Whipper use it to push their extremes even further. Infusing their sound with death metal influences, they continue to find ways to reach greater tempos. ‘Fucked on Cross’ proves exactly that with yet more crazed musicianship and festering vocals. I know Germany’s known for it’s Teutonic thrash but it seems like easy listening compared to this!
That second ‘Intro’ I mentioned above is scary white noise that leads into ‘Celebrate Their Downfall’, which sees Naked Whipper continuing their aural onslaught. Whether that ‘Intro’ should have been called an interlude is another matter but the song that follows it grinds and rocks in all the right places. ‘Nail or be Nailed’ is as rabid as Naked Whipper’s songs get here. Fast, blasting and blackened. There’s no more adequate way of describing it really.
As song-titles go, ’Out the Norm’ reads as if it was thought of by an Englishman! Obviously, that wasn’t the case though and semantics aside, you’re presented with yet another raging heretical hymn that leaves no time for calm. That hymn is followed immediately by ‘The Swinepriest Bedlam’, which maintains the same intense approach. It’s mad to think that after 30 years, Naked Whipper still sound as fearsome as they did back then.
They combine what seems like two songs into one for their penultimate number ‘Flamethrow Messiah / The Purgatory Trial’. It’s four-minutes in length, so it’s nearly a symphony for them! Jokes aside, it gathers so many different influences from the Teutonic thrash of their homeland, to the barbarism of Brazilian war metal and countless other influences besides. Closing out with ‘Wow Wow Wholy Whore, Hot Wax Fat Candles’, I’m not sure what to think. It could have been written and performed by Japan’s Abigail given its sexual references, but it’s all Naked Whipper’s own creation.
I know that it seems odd to be reviewing an album from January in December but it is what it is. I’d love to have the time (and earnings) to be able to run this blog full-time. Sadly, that isn’t the case and I have to remain a corporate slave. Bands like Naked Whipper help me keep the faith though as they unapologetically deliver music that means so much to them. One day we’ll exist in utopia, maybe!
You can stream and purchase Chapel Defilement on all formats (except vinyl) below:-
Vinyl and CD copies are also available to purchase from Hells Headbangers below:-
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